The Wizard of Oz/ Cell Block Tango

[Cheria the Munchkin:]

Beth!

[Katie the Pervy Monkey:]

Smut!

[Nito the Monkey:]

Squish!

[Fgtron the Destroyer:]

Uh-uh!

[Trixie:]

Figaro!

[Kov the Munchkin:]

Redshirts!

[Cheria, Katie, Nito, Fgtron, Trixie and Kov:]

They had it coming, they had it coming

They only had themselves to blame!

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would've done the same

[Cheria:]

You know how people have these little habits that get you down?

Like Ghost...

Ghost liked ranting about Beth. No, not rant, hate!

Well, I come home this one day and I'm really irritated

And looking for a little bit of sympathy

And there's Ghost, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and ranting about Beth

No, not ranting. Hating!

So I said to him, I said: "You hate on her one more time..."

And he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots...

Into his head!

[Cheria, Katie, Nito, Fgtron, Trixie and Kov:]

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would've done the same

[Katie:]

I met Andrea in Atlanta about two years ago

She told me she was single, and we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

She'd go to work, she'd come home, I'd fix her a drink, we'd have dinner

Then I found out...

Single she told me!

Single my ass!

Not only was she married, she had six guys

One of those sluts, you know

So that night, when she came home

I fixed her a drink, as usual

You know, some girls just can't hold their arsenic

[Cheria, Katie, Nito, Fgtron, Trixie and Kov:]

She had it coming, she had it coming

She took a flower in its prime

And then she used it and she abused it

It was a murder, but not a crime

[Nito:]

Now I'm on the wiki

Correcting some articles for the day, minding my own business

In storms Mustard, in a jealous rage

"You are the killer in my fanfic!" he says

He was crazy, and he kept on screamin'

"You are the damn killer!"

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

[Cheria, Katie, Nito, Fgtron, Trixie and Kov:]

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would've done the same

[Fgtron:]

Durr da derp dadu dah duda azk hogy merp

Dada durp mash durrka

Didi duh merp kadoo

Nam durr hurr Glinda hoto gurp

Duh duh fuh kadoo marp

[Katie:]

Yeah, but did you do it?

[Fgtron:]

Uh-uh, not guilty!

[Trixie:]

My sweetie Bloxx and I had this double getaway

And his friend Hippo travelled around with us

With the last position in our "act"

We did twenty sexual tricks in a row

One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles

Back flips, flip flops, one right after the other

Well, some time after the sex

We were down at hotel Figaro

The three of us chattin', boozing and having a few laughs

And then we ran out of ice

So I went out to get some

I come back, open the door

There's Bloxx and Hippo

Trying to ban me

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out

I can't remember a thing

It wasn't until later when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead!

They had it coming, they had it coming!

They had it coming all along!

I didn't do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Kov:]

I loved every redshirt more than I could ever know

They all are artistic, sensitive...

But people always gave me tons of hate

I'd go every night, trying to find new redshirts

On the way, I found Alice, Emily, Deanna, Irene and Beth

I guess you can say the hate inflated because of our artistic differences

They saw themselves as alive and I saw them dead

[Cheria, Katie, Nito, Fgtron, Trixie and Kov:]

They dirty bum, bum, bum, bum

They dirty bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along!

'Cause if they used us, and they abused us

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

They had it coming, they had it coming

They only had themselves to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would've done the same

You hate on Beth one more time...

Single my ass!

Ten times...

Nam durr hurr Glinda hoto gurp

Trying to ban me

Artistic differences

I betcha you would've done the same!

Beth! Smut! Squish! Uh uh! Figaro! Redshirts!