The Hunchback of Notre-Dame/Story of My Life

[Anon:]

Life is dissapointing

Whoa, that is what I know!

Outted by my size

That's just how it goes for poor Antonio

Story of my life, always doomed to fail

Cheated on by a whore, swallowed by a whale

That's the story of my life, oh yes

That's the story of my life

Strife is never-ending

[Lizzie:]

Banished from the town!

[Anarchy:]

They dragged me from the wiki

They pulled my "magic wand"!

They blew my condo down!

[Carol:]

Life is but a witch hunt

Mama's in the mud, mama's in distress

They ridiculed my hat!

They said that I was fat!

They tore my cotton dress!

And called me a whore and a trannie mess!

Story of my life, booted from the ball

Told to go away, tumbled off my wall

That is the story of my life

[Mika:]

I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending

And this right there is how it goes

I always dreamed I'd get an ever after

If this is it, it blows! It blows! It blows!

[All:]

Story of our lives!

All the wasted prayers!

All the broken dreams!

All the stolen chairs!

All the damage done!

All the messed up heads!

All the shattered falls!

And the crazy shit on our mind!

That is the story of our lives, yes sir

That is the story of my life

That is the story of my life, it's crap!