The Hunchback of Notre-Dame/ Fixer Upper

[Cheria:]

What's the issue, dear?

Why are you holding back from such a man?

Is it the clumsy way he walks?

Or the grumpy way he talks?

Or the pear-shaped, squared-shaped weirdness of his feet?

And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sort of smelly

But you'll never meet a fellow who's a sensitive and sweet!

So he's a bit of a fixer upper, so he's got a couple of flaws

Like his particular brain dear, the way he likes to ovehear

That's a little outside of nature's laws!

[Ghostoebus:]

This is not about me!

[Cheria:]

So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but you can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love!

So, tell me dear, is it the way he runs scared?

Or that he's socially impaired?

Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?

Are you holding back your fondness because of his blondness?

Or tha way he covers up he's the honest goods?

He's just a bit of a fixer upper, he's got a couple of bugs!

His isolation is confirmation

Of his desperation for healing hugs

So he's a bit of a fixer upper

But we know what to do!

The way to fix this fixer upper is to fix him up with you!

So he's a bit of a fixer upper

That's a minor thing

His quote "engagement" is a flex arrangement

And by the way, I don't see no ring!

So he's a bit of a fixer upper

His brain's a bit betwixt

Get the fianceés together and the whole thing will be solved!

We're not saying you can change him

'Cause people don't really change

We're only saying that love's a force

That's powerful and strange

People make bad choices if they're mad

Or scared or stressed

Throw a little love their way